Serious investors

Seeking serious investors only for an entirely frivolous enterprise that will, no doubt, be recklessly mismanaged and proceed along lines that are unorthodox bordering on malfeasance. Minimum first tranche of $1M as earnest money is required with timely drawdown installments timed to my personal travel plans and the availability of a new Gulfstream currently on order. This will be a no-fault contract where Force Majeure will be defined as errors of judgment on my part. Excellent references are available but will not be tendered.

Please, no time wasters.

(That ought to do it)

Jenson Button

I hear that Sir Jackie Stewart has advised Jenson Button to bring his Brawn talks to a close by agreeing to a deal now telling him, "The odd two or three million is neither here nor there."

I find myself saying this same thing more and more. The millions are neither here nor there and, believe me, I've looked thoroughly in both those places.