Quotes

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire


The smartest thing to do is pull it [Building 7, World Trade Center], uh, they made that decision to pull and we then we watched the building collapse.
Larry Silverstein (owner, World Trade Center on September 11, 2001), PBS Special 'America Rebuilds'

We were told the World Trade Center was going to collapse...
Rudolph Giuliani to Peter Jennings, ABC News