
The Chad's second assistant called me in the middle of the night with an urgent request for a series of potent one-liners the Chad could deliver during the course of an agency meeting scheduled for tomorrow. It sounds like there's trouble at the mill. Here are my suggestions:
Isn't it great that we could all be here today?
Let's make Q1 the beginning rather than the end.
Sometimes the hardest thing is to ignore the experts, but I see that we are managing it here today.
Would anyone here like to access my Monster.com account?
We can only hope this isn't an irreversible trend.
Let's not allow anything other than fear or common sense to deter us.
What we've got here is failure to communicate (with respects to Donn Pearce).
Did anyone bring doughnuts?
As the Captain of the Titanic said, "Steady as she goes."

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