Sarkozy aboard the Zaf

It has come to my attention that some are up in arms over the display of opulence on the part of Nicolas Sarkozy in choosing a 60-meter yacht on which to repose for a few days. I take exception to this. Clearly M. Sarkozy has gone out of his way to select a yacht which is the very antithesis of extravagance; one that more closely resembles those freighters on the cusp of decertification favored by Third World immigrants fleeing a tyrant rather than those chosen by the tyrants themselves. The Zaf would no doubt be directed to the servant's entrance were she to attempt anchorage at Monaco, so let's cut the President-elect some slack.