Veuve Clicquot tonight!

The day begins well!

FROM:MR. JUBRIL TANKO
AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK (ADB)

The African Development Bank is a regional multilateral development bank, engaged in promoting debt in its region. I wonder who and what the AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK is--or if it is.


ACCOUNTS & AUDITING DEPT
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA

GOOD DAY FRIEND,

We can all use good friends, especially if what I've been hearing about a few of mine turns out to be true.

IT WILL BE A SURPRISE FOR YOU TO RECEIVE THIS MAIL. WELCOME THIS LETTER IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD.

Please consider it done.

I AM MR JUBRIL TANKO,THE DIRECTOR OF THE ACCOUNTS & AUDITING DEPT.AT THE AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK OUAGADOUGOU-WEST AFRICA.

Yes, I Googled your name and, indeed, you are in need of some 'good friends'.

WITH DUE RESPECT I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US.

Business transactions that will be beneficial to both parties are like Big Foot; I've heard tell of them but never seen one.

AT THE BANK'S LAST ACCOUNTS/AUDITING EVALUATIONS,MY STAFFS CAME ACROSS AN OLD ACCOUNT WHICH WAS BEING MAINTAINED BY A FOREIGN CLIENT WHO WE LEARNT WAS AMONG THE DECEASED PASSENGERS OF AN AIRLINE CRASH ON NOV. 2002 .

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall at that meeting.

SINCE THE DECEASED WAS UNABLE TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT SINCE HIS DEATH.THE ACCOUNT HAS REMAINED DORMANT WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS FAMILY SINCE IT WAS PUT IN A SAFE DEPOSIT ACCOUNT IN THE BANK FOR FUTURE INVESTMENT BY THE CLIENT.

I suggest you do what Wells Fargo Bank did to one of my accounts, which is to say, service charge it out of existence.

SINCE HIS DEMISE,NOBODY,NOT EVEN THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY HAVE APPLIED FOR CLAIMS OVER THIS FUND AND IT HAS BEEN IN THE SAFE DEPOSIT ACCOUNT UNTIL WE DISCOVERED THAT IT CANNOT BE CLAIMED SINCE OUR CLIENT IS A FOREIGN NATIONAL AND WE ARE SURE THAT HE HAS NO NEXT OF KIN HERE TO FILE CLAIMS OVER THE MONEY.

Next of kin is a highly overrated status, I'm sure you will agree.

AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE DEPT,THIS DISCOVERY WAS BROUGHT TO MY OFFICE SO AS TO DECIDE WHAT IS TO BE DONE.WITH THE FEW PERSONEL IN MY DEPT,WE DECIDED TO SEEK WAYS THROUGH WHICH TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE BANK AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY TOO.

Perhaps there's a way to get it off of the planet as well.

THE TOTAL AMOUNT IN THE ACCOUNTS IS TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS(USD 10.5M).WITH OUR POSITIONS AS STAFFS OF THE BANK,WE ARE HANDICAPPED BECAUSE WE CANNOT OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNTS AND CANNOT LAY BONAFIDE CLAIM OVER THIS MONEY.

That's never been known to inhibit an enterprising banker in the past.

THE CLIENT IS A FOREIGN NATIONAL AND YOU WILL ONLY BE ASKED TO ACT AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND I WILL SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATIONS AND BANK DATA TO ASSIST YOU IN BEING ABLE TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE WHERE THIS MONEY COULD BE TRANSFERED INTO.

First of all, I am a writer and not an actor. Therefore, acting the part of anything or anyone is entirely out of the question. Secondly, I have cut all family ties and am loathe to create new ones at this time.

I AND MY PARTNERS HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE AWAY FOURTY %(40%)TO YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND TEN (10%) FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT MIGHT ARISE DURING THE TRANSACTION OF THIS TRANSFER.

I'm sorry to inform you that I would require eighty-five percent (85%) of the un-adjusted gross amount plus outright ownership of all ancilliary rights including but not limited to literary, theatrical, DVD, electronic transmissions of all sorts and other applications not even imagined at this time. You can work out the fine points with The Chad as he becomes available.

WE WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTELY RISK FREE SINCE WE WORK IN THIS BANK WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE CONFIDENT IN THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION BECAUSE YOU WILL BE UPDATED WITH INFORMATION AS AT WHEN DESIRED.

My father advised me that the first rule of business is as follows: If you look around the room and don't see a sucker, you're it. Be assured that I am assured.

WE WILL PLEASE WISH YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION SECRET AS WE ARE HOPING TO RETIRE WITH OUR SHARE OF THIS MONEY AT THE END OF TRANSACTION WHICH WILL BE WHEN THIS MONEY IS SAFELY IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

I hope that your hope sustains you, for you sure as Hell won't be able to count on me.

WE WILL THEN COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SHARING ACCORDING TO THE PREVIOUSLY AGREED PERCENTAGES.

Homeland Security might have something to say about that.

YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO ADVISE US ON POSSIBILITIES OF INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ELSEWHERE OF OUR CHOICE.MAY GOD HELP YOU TO HELP US TO A RESTIVE RETIREMENT.

A restive retirement? Jeepers!

AMEN.

Back at you.

PLEASE FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS AND ENQUIRIES FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS

My dear fellow, how very kind of you!


I AM AWAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE!!!

I confess that my urgent responses are taking me in another direction at the moment. A fille sympa whom I met at Fuchs in St. Tropez just called to say she is in Paris.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

You are welcome and please believe I am doing all in my power to remain, as you say, blessed. I've restocked the mini bar with an ample supply of the Widow and have reserved a table for dinner downstairs where an honest working man can still enjoy a meal for under a thousand Euros.

MR JUBRIL TANKO.

Ray D. Sosay